Kerbatty

Im Back!

2001-12-25T10:40:33Z

How do lads and ladies its whitney. hope everyones wicked and having a great and grand christmas! and if no1's doin anythin on the day afta boxin day im buying copious amounts so giv us a ring and we'l all get battered!!!!

End of an era......

2001-10-15T19:08:50Z

After lots of consideration, we now have decided to start our own journals, so kerbatty will no longer be regularly updated. we wont delete the journal (memories :)) but if anyone who happens to have the password would like to put nething of wotever nature on here in the future then go ahead.
like to thank everyone on kerbatty (daily, sina and formerly kat, cox and draper), who have kept it going.

Sina's new journal is now:
http://www.livejournal.com/~infantile

Dailys new journal is now:
http://www.livejournal.com/~a_northern_soul

please add us to ur friends.
And finally and possibly for the last time on kerbatty...

ta.

:)

t'rah

woop de shabula

2001-10-14T22:33:38Z

bo. realised wot daily and sina sed, i aint wrote in here for a while, so IF it does end then i wanna write summit b4 it does.
errr...hmm...wot to write?
not much has happend recently, except city's shocking result. has anyone seen the picture of kuqi's celebration after the penalty? where he's flying threw mid-air? mint gravity.
went to stockport with nic today, bought three video's for ?14 :D get a bit more of a bargain! the video's were 'The Perfect Storm', 'Three Kings' and 'Deep Blue Sea' :D anyone seen three kings? also went to get my new fone but nokia have decided that it wud be funny to put the price up by ?30 lol :|
i am debating whether or not to get a sum41 ticket :s
nic's on the fone now :D
(2hours later)
nic's off the fone now :(
yay, i can have a lye in 2mrw, dont have to be in college till 1pm, ta.
has anyone seen the argos advert with the slightly shocking song on it that sounds like it has been made up by a 3 year old?
i am watchin alien resurection now, it rules!
holidays soon :D think me and nic are gonna go to llandudno for the day, that'd be well good!
hmm..anyway...not much else to say....so...err...bye?

ta

Cox

are kerbattys days numbered?

2001-10-14T21:07:59Z

We've been discussing whether we should start our own seperate journals or carry on with Kerbatty. thing is it started off as a journal with 5 people, now 3 of them have their own journals, but all of them still worth reading. does neone have ne opinions on the matter? would people still read our new journals as much as Kerbatty? would we still be arsed to update them?

ta, daily and sina

kerbatty @ 2001-10-14T19:44:00

2001-10-14T18:44:55Z

dont ever buy thai curry flavour supernoodles

7th December

2001-10-14T17:54:53Z

I am lookin for volunteers who shall come and view the excellent australian punk band Frenzal Rhomb,

If it helps, they supported Less Than Jake, and according to some guy on msn i spoke to, they were better than less than jake.

please leave a comment if u wud like to go, or be reccomended ne songs to assist ur decision

Day of reckoning....

2001-10-13T21:04:09Z

Well today, i went to city v county, of course i am a county fan.

The atmosphere was really good, well from the county end anyway, and there wasnt any violence, outside the ground. lol

Just got a text off daily, him and whitney went to watch shed seven at the academy, and whitney bought some "skunk"

Turned out to be a lump of grass, and i mean GRASS.

LOL, get a bit funnier

ta

sina

smarterchilds worrying confession, or was it daily?

2001-10-11T23:51:51Z

Cos everyone needs a mutha...............F U C K E R says:
do u like sex with children?
smarterchild@activebuddy.com says:
I guess I just do!

:|, fred west.com

ta

sina

Common Room

2001-10-10T16:10:11Z

Fourth Lesson, everything was ok, just chilling in the common room, listenin to daily playin the guitar, then some cunts had to put the music on too loud, and we got our cd player confiscated? the year 13's at our school are such cunts, it really does scare me. And that fat cunt, ben toppam i think hes called, has such little friends, just goes round talkin to random people, takin the piss out of them. Judging by the size of him, i find it hard to see how he can. Would also like to say that Mr Powell, and Jordie Williams are complete and utter cunts

ta, sorry for this post lookin like one of rawlinsons, i felt like being a four year old again

sina

spotted some sad news on the County website...

2001-10-09T23:27:26Z

"IT IS with great sadness that we have to report the death of County fanatic Harry Lomas.
Harry, a highly-popular figure who drove our Community Bus for many years, passed away last week after a short illness.
His service takes place this Friday at All Saints, Marple.
Our thoughts are with Harry's family and friends at this sad time."

I knew this guy, he used to drive our school bus everyday a few years ago. not only a really friendly guy, but made all the most memorable and chaotic bus rides possible, cos all of the other drivers we sometimes had were miserable cunts and wouldnt lets us even stand up during the journey. but Harry didnt really give one wot we did!

RIP harry, ta for the ride!

daily

And here are some frankly shocking lyrics.....

2001-10-08T17:02:11Z

Demolition of bodies smashed and broken
Piles of guts moist and steaming
Tendons severing brains are boiling
Unburied corpses in a state of decay

Rotten limbs start to ferment torsos torn in two
Skin ripped off to expose muscle tissue butchered for human stew
Crawl into the cadaver head first eat your way thru the guts
The pungent smell of decaying innards is enough to drive you nuts

The spleen of the carcass is oozing from your mouth
As you chew on the piss-filled kidneys
Suck the vomit thru intestines leaving nothing but bones

Violently cutting seriously hacking sounds of death fill the air
Bones sticking out ripped from sockets blood spurting everywhere
Victim lying dead neck but no head smearing remains on your own face
Violently cutting seriously hacking sounds of death fill the air

Blistering flesh another death stiffened bones morbid groans
Evil mind brain oozing slime feel the pain

Body weak brain contorting fluid flowing from your organs
Veins torn out mangled
Festering flesh quivering cadaver ligaments stretched around your own neck
Drink the pus mangled

Severed dick bloody bowels the gutten corpse now lies hollow
Feeding on feces mangled
Amputated arms crushing legs head is ripped right off your shoulders
Thrown in a pile mangled
Limbs rearranged head on backwards a humongous heap of twisted flesh
Sewn together mangled

His knife plunges in your cold battered body
Blood seeping thru the jagged wounds he cuts
Unbareable pain give into death
Your live slips away perish in blood

Menacing madman mutilating
Destroying disfiguring dead you'll be
Crushing cracking killing you
Annihilation desecration

Born thru modern day science
Man has made his last mistake
A creature so hideously horrible
Leaving nothing to waste

His veiws are those of death nothing will stop his lust

Slicing victims left to decay listening to their mortal cries
Unhuman immortal beastial now he owns your woul
Crawl into the cadaver head first eat your way thru the guts
The pungent smell of decaying innards is enough to drive you nuts

The spleen of the carcass is oozing from your mouth
As you chew on the piss-filled kidneys
Suck the vomit thru intestines leaving nothing but bones

Human converted to beast the perfect killing machine
Psychotic structure of brain tissue murder his only memory
Dependant on death crushing your head I'm addicted to blood
Chew the decay

The weakened man must die tearing out his insides
Smashing all the bones hear his tormenting groans

ahh, its that time to quote some reflective, poignant and thoughtful lyrics...

2001-10-07T23:02:12Z

Half the girl I used to be
She's still dressing up inside of me
Not everything's so pink or blue
But that's the way it seems to you

Lying here in a darkened room
Trying to rewrite the rules
I'm falling in, I'm falling out
Guess that's what it's all about

If only all the world could see
But they're not like you and me
But I don't mind
I don't mind

I know today that you will see
Your equations splitting at the seams
Their pavement cracks to fuck you up
Their false sympathy to shut you up

Perverted for your right to preach
But it's slipping slowly from your reach
I'm falling in, I'm falling out
Guess that's what it's all about

And if all the world's a stage
Count me out of this play
But I don't mind
I don't mind

We've been locked inside a day
You're going out of your way
And so am I
So am I

~~~~~

ta, daily

Rawlinson,

2001-10-07T22:43:25Z

please leave a comment explaining y u have blocked Kerbatty from ur journal....

ta, daily

england - world cup winners 2002, YUR

2001-10-07T14:40:01Z

TAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.

im goin to try so hard to win tickets for any england match in japan or korea, otherwise i have to watch the games in the u.s, wen im on holiday. praying we get the yanks in our group at the world cup, so we can just poo all over them

ta

sina

The Buggery Act, 1533

2001-10-03T17:30:33Z

In 1533 Parliament passed Act - 25 Henry 8, Chapter 6 which begins "Forasmuch as there is not yet sufficient and condign punishment appointed and limited by the due course of the Laws of this Realm, for the detestable and abominable Vice of Buggery committed with mankind or beast", and goes on to define it as a felony punishable by hanging until dead.

dont ask us how we found this.....

ta, daily

rawlinsons journal

2001-10-02T22:25:34Z

now i'm sorry for bringing the subject up again but after being amusing its starting to piss me off now. Kat suggested it and i'll re-iterate that Rawlinson should delete his journals or at least not bother writing in them nemore.
if u are reading, Mark, its for ur own good - look how many people u've fallen out with, u've insulted unnescesarily and in my eyes you have gained a reputation for being a attention seeking social mis-fit, which i'm sure is not how i'd see u if u didnt bother with ur journal in the first place. if ur not gonna bother deleting it, simply apologise to all the people u've insulted and maybe at least i will say no more on the matter. oh and before u have a go at me, read back through this, no takin the piss, insults etc, so just think about it, k?

oh and if neone else has nethin to add to matter etc, leave a comment, ta :)

taaaaaaaaaa, Daily

system of a down, ta

2001-09-30T10:49:29Z

so whos goin then?

ta

sina

Well ive heard that a million times, but now its payback time, ta

2001-09-30T10:45:32Z

Im bored, hmmmmmmmm

ta
ta
ta
ta
ta

ta

sina

Sina's drug test thing....ta

2001-09-24T15:28:51Z

Your Results Page # 1 Hash
# 2 Marijuana
# 3 DMT
# 4 Peyote
# 5 Absinthe
# 6 Psylocibic mushrooms (magic mushrooms)
# 7 Ritalin
# 8 Opium
# 9 Cocaine
# 10 DXM
# 11 Dexedrine (dexies)
# 12 GHB
# 13 LSD (acid)
# 14 Codeine
# 15 MDMA/MDA (ecstasy)
# 16 Methamphetamine (Crystal)
# 17 2CB (a form of ecstasy)
# 18 Heroin
# 19 Mescaline
# 20 PCP
# 21 Inhalants (gas, paint ect.) why don't you just kill yourself now?
# 22 Barbituates (sleeping pills)
# 23 Crack
# 24 Ketamine
# 25 Morphine

number 21, that counts as poppers as well :)

money of pain

2001-09-24T15:21:42Z

paid daily 20 quid, so he can change his name now.

oh yeah which cunt put that we are from "tokelou" or sumthin on our profile?

ta

sina

the morning after the nite b4!!!!!!!!!! u no wot i mean!

2001-09-22T12:35:11Z

how do lads dont really no wot im doin ere, so ill just rite.well last nite was class and whoeva missed it tough shit coz everyone was battered! big up to bretho 4 all the beer! oh well goin to county now to watch us lose again ta. whitney

another feckin questionnaire

2001-09-19T21:41:44Z

Act or direct?: would be useless at both
Adidas, Nike, Reebok?: adidas
Alaska or Hawaii?: hawaii. nice pizzas :)
Aloha or Hola?: make less sense...
Any tattoos and where of what?: nah
Are you a good listener?: yeh, certain people offload their problems to my ears enough
Are you a good student?: we'll see....
Are you currently in a relationship?: ish, its a bit shit tho
Are you involved in sports: in a spectator sense yeh, havent played for ages tho, too unfit :S
Bacon bits or croutons?: whitney would insist on bacon bits so i would choose them
Be serious or be funny?: it always depends doenst it
Beef or Chicken?: chicken, ta
Best friend or boy/girlfriend?: dont have the latter but dont really have a best friend either
Best Friend?: see above, ta
Birthdate?: 28th december 1984
Birthplace?: Stepping Hill
Blonde or brunette?: i'm brunette orientated i think
PBlue eyes or brown?: dont mind
Bow tie or tie?: tie
Boxers or briefs on guys?: (i'm talkin about myself here..) boxers
Cat or dog?: theyre both cool
Chinese or Japanese?: chinese, they make special fried rice
Christmas or Halloween?: xmas, of course
Coke or Pepsi?: coke, as long as its cold
Color or black-and-white photos?: colour
Cool ranch or Nacho Cheese?: this is the UK, y'know
Disneyland or Universal Studios?: i wouldnt know
Do long distance relationships work?: this is my expert field actually, and i can honestly say they dont really :(
Do you believe in reincarnation, and how does it affect your outlook on life and death?: would like to think so, makes death seem less of a bleak prospect
Do you believe in astrology?: nah, how can all the people with the same star sign have the same fortunes? it doesnt happen
Do you believe in God?: not all the time
Do you believe in love at first sight?: nah
Do you consider yourself the life of the party?: no, unless i have a guitar
Do you currently like/love (as in a boyfriend girlfriend type of way) someone?: ermmm, dunno, its a kinda quiet period at the mo
Do you have a car?: nope
Do you have a deep dark secret no one knows except you?: nothing THAT deep...
Do you have a job?: ish, the Conti want me to work there when they feel like it
Do you have a lava lamp?: no
Do you have a pager?: nope
Do you have a personal phone line?: kinda, our house has 4 seperate phone lines
Do you have a pool or hot tub?: not a rich bastard.org
Do you have a trampoline?: mint questions
Do you have lots of friends?: spose
Do you have siblings?: 20yr old brother
Do you make fun of people?: course, who doesnt?
Do you think dreams eventually come true?: some do but some always stay as dreams
Dream car/truck?: one that flies
Dreams or reality?: i dunno, but some things in reality never happen in dreams
Eat an apple or an orange?: fruit. ugh.
Elmo or Cookie Monster?: i'd mutilate them both
Emerald or ruby?: give one?
Fave movie?: Airplane and Monty Python/Holy Grail have gotta be uo there
Fav song at the moment?: in the shorter term, Newborn by Elbow. of the year, Gentle Art of Choking by My Vitriol
Fav thing to do?: play guitar, watch county, see friends, listen to music...etc
Fav breakfast food?: hardly ever have breakfast
Fav Candy?: anything made by Swizzles
Fav Color?: blue i should think, cream if its on a guitar
Fav Day?: saturday
Fav Food?: special fried rice
Fav Gum?: orbit fruit is nice
Fav season? summer, i miss it so much in the winter
Fav perfume/ cologne?: lynx atlantis
Fav Room?: my room :D
Fav school subject?: not many left now... geology maybe
Fav Soundtrack?: some songs on Trainspotting are quite good, especially born slippy by underworld
Fav Sport?: football
Fav thing to do online?: chat, fill in useless questionnaires, laugh at rawlinsons journal
Fav Vacation spot?: ontario, canada
Favorite Comedian?: jack Dee
Favorite Animal: hmm no idea
Favorite beanie baby?: ah give one
Favorite body part of the opposite sex?: i could be cute and say their face... but maybe i dont know
Favorite cartoon?: simpsons
Favorite Television show?: nething on mtv2, especially mtv2 live, plus theres fawlty towers and red dwarf. oh and match of the day RIP
Favorite color bra?: black ones look quite good
Favorite Group/Singers?: the verve, my vitriol (lol @ 'singers')
Favorite Ice cream?: lemon
Favorite shampoo or conditioner?: shower gel, its the same thing
Favorite spice?: whatever they put in curries
Flowers or angels?: i'm not that camp...
Ford or Chevy?: care?
Future Job?: no idea yet
Glasses or contacts?: neither, altho i still have my eyes tested every year
Go to the movies or rent?: movies
Gold or Silver?: ummm, gold
Got a crush on anyone?: not really, its a bit quiet at the mo
Green beans or carrots?: raw carrots, ta
Is the glass half empty or half full?: half full
Happy and poor or rich and sad?: happy + poor
Hard top or convertible?: not sure
Hardcover books or soft cover books?: soft back, hard backs are a waste of money
Have you ever been convicted of a crime?: nah, had some close shaves with the cops tho (dirty minded people snigger here)
Have you ever done something you regret now?: yeah i have
Have you ever gotten a ticket for speeding?: dont drive
Have you ever lost someone you loved?: nah not really
Have you ever moved?: yeah, from number 18 to number 37 chantry road
Have you ever stolen anything (from a store)?: i once nicked a packet of tic-tacs from the co-op
Have you ever thought of killing yourself? : nah, never
Have you ever witnessed a crime?: oh yeh
Have you met your soul mate?: nope
Height?: 5'8" maybe
High school or college?: 6th form
How's the weather right now?: dry, dark
Hug or kiss?: both are nice
Hugs or kisses from the opposite sex?: see above
Hurricane or Tornado?: tornados would be more spectular, would love to see one in my life
Is it POP or SODA?: pop
Jacket or sweater?: jacket, that'll be my 'buskers jacket' :|
Kids or no kids?: yeh, would have to be at the right time tho
Last CD(s) Bought?: that i bought (there arent many) Asleep in the Back by Elbow. last whole album i downloaded was All Is Dream by Mercury rev
Last movie you saw in a theatre?: it was soooo long ago, Almost Famous, i think
Last person you talked to on the phone?: my dad
Last time you showered?: this mornin :s
Law or anarchy?: law is always a useful thing
Left or right?: if thats a political question, i'm not sure
Long hair or short?: well my hair doesnt really go long, it goes big. gettin it cu t this week
Loud or soft music?: depends wot mood im in and the time of day
Love or hate?: love
Love or lust?: love
Low fat or non fat milk?: semi skimmed
Lunch or gym class?: lunch
Makeup or natural?: natural, dont like people that over do it with the make-up
McDonalds or Burger King?: either will do, cant understand y we go there when we know that their food is complete tosh. but we still eat it
More romantic; baths or showers?: hmmm, dunno
Mustard or ketchup?: ketchup
Natural or bleached hair color?: bleached would show that ure not a boring cunt like me
Newspaper or magazine?: FHM, NME, kerrang or Q
Nice ass or nice chest?: both will do!
Night or day?: both, depends wot 4 and wot mood
Non-Sport activity you enjoy?: guitar playing never gets boring
Number of Pillows?: 2
On a scale from 1 to 100 how much self esteem do you think you have? between 70 and 80
One piece or two?: swimming costume? 2 pieceeee ;)
Pants or long skirt?: i'm not a trannie
Parent(s)?: 2
Pet Peeves?:(pet hates i presume) scallies, footie fans with 'big club syndrome', limp bizkit/slipknot/korn/mini moshers
Piano or guitar?: u know the answer!!
Piercings and where?: none
Place you want to live?: no place really springs to mind
Place you'd like to visit?: american/canadian rockies sounds good
Rain or thunder and lighting storm?: thunder + lightning
Rap or rock?: rock
Read or write?: ??
Receive letter or call?: either would be ok
Regular or diet?: regular... diet things would just be as bad as the regular stuf with all the chemical crap they replace it with
Rice Krispie treat or brownies?: brownies!!
Roller blade or roller skate?: not really into that
Romance or Action Movie?: theyre both all the same really
Simple or complicated?: complicated
Singing or dancing?: singing, altho i've had mixed opinions... couldnt dance to save my life
Single or taken?: single
Sleep w/ stuffed animals?: no
Snow or water?: water
Someone you can't live without?: well my family probably, and my friends, so cant narrow it down to a single person
Special Skills or talent?: apparently i'm quite good on guitar
Spin-the-bottle or truth or dare?: a drunken spin the bottle contest wouldbe amusing
Stay up late or wake up late?: both
Straight or curly?: straight,i wish
Summer or Winter?: Summer
Sun or moon?: both
Tall guys or short guys/girls?: no preference
Things you collect?: ticket stubs
What are you doing tomorrow?: 6th form, prising money out of sina
What color is your toothbrush?: blue n white
What color pants do you have on right now?: ne reason 4 asking?
What color socks are you wearing?: white
What do you drink?: a variety of things (well its a fuckin silly question isnt it)
What is your greatest fear?: at the moment, war
What makes you vomit?: excess alcohol sometimes. oh and korn
What's on your computer screen?: this fuckin questionaire
What's right next to you?: ermm, well my guitar is on my lap
What's your bedtime?: about 12.30 usually, its gotta change tho!
What's your best physical feature?: dunno, there cant be many
What's your favorite Disney movie?: hmm, i liked lady and the tramp
What's your favorite radio station?: dontlisten to the radio that much actually, radio 1 i'd say
When do you get up in the morning?: would be 7.45 if i had the energy
Who do you talk to the most online?: sina at the moment,asking for my money back
Wonder or amazement?: both
Word or phrase you overuse?: oh its 'ta' without a doubt
Would you wait to have sex until you're married?: if that question was in proper english, the answer would be no
X or O in Tic-Tac Toe?: errrm, lets see, now wot are the choices
X-Men or X-Files?: x- files

Bored, Music, Lyrics, Ta

2001-09-19T16:47:12Z

Finger Eleven - Sick Of It All

Are the sins getting staler
Does every moment move past you
Or does it feel like forever
And shouldn't you be laughing too?
Take a look how they found you
Take a look what they've done to you now
What was it they wanted
Sullen and haunted?
If only you saw it coming
How far down would you fall
If you never came up again
'Cause you're so sick of it all
And you want to change everything
Just how deep will you go
To see through it all?
If you could consume her
Would you say you were finding your way out?
Is anything coming clearer
Smashing your mirror?
Still you can see you're guilty
Coming closer my composure turning
inside out in her
Calling home all alone
You can call I won't answer
Any question in my head
Remains until you feel the same
Never telling how I felt is all I ever cared about

sina owes daily ?47

2001-09-17T18:34:37Z

that is all

last nite was top, but...

2001-09-15T21:12:15Z

me + Cox singing Traffic together - that was beautiful man!!!

daily